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Monday, July 13, 2009

AND NOW, IMPONDERABLES! WITH YOUR HOST, LUGNUTS McBANGER, TH' WONDER DOG!!


Posted by Cap'n Ergo "XL+1" Jinglebollocks at 6:30 AM
Labels: breakin' th' law, imponderables

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SkylersDad said...

True that!

July 13, 2009 11:39 AM

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  • 103. The Haunted Monastary
  • 102. Different Strokes: The Differences Between Cats and Dogs
  • 101. The Extraordinary Adventures of Ordinary Boy, Book I: The Hero Revealed

how many pages have I read this year??

how many pages have I read this year??
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2009 IN BOOKS: 81-100:

  • 100. The Schwa Was Here
  • 99. Blink: The Science of Thinking Without Thinking
  • 98. Bunnicula
  • 97. Lost
  • 96. The Hole
  • 95. Catch-22
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  • 93. The Colour Kittens
  • 92. The Ghost in the Mirror
  • 91. Lake Wobegon Summer 1956
  • 90. Can't Wait to Get to Heaven
  • 89. The Martian Chronicles
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  • 87. Hank Zipzer, the World's Greatest Underachiever Book 11: The Curtain Went Up, My Pants Fell Down
  • 86. The Children of Men
  • 85. The Varieties of Scientific Experience: A Personal View of the Search for God
  • 84. In Watermelon Sugar
  • 83. Hank Zipzer, the World's Greatest Underachiever, Book 10: My Dog is a Scardy Cat, A Halloween Tail
  • 82. The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle
  • 81. The Pill vs. the Springhill Mine Disaster (poems)
  • 80. Trout Fishing in America

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  • 80. The Pill Versus the Springhill Mine Disaster (Poems)
  • 79. Trout Fishing in America
  • 78. Babbitt
  • 77. Down and Out in Paris and London
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  • 64. Fishboy: A Ghost's Story
  • 63. The Adventures of Tom Sawyer
  • 62. Watchmen
  • 61. Diary of a Wimpy Kid #3: The Final Straw

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  • 59. The Cat Who Could Read Backwards: Book I in the Cat Who... Series
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  • 56. B is for Buckeye: An Ohio Alphabet
  • 55. The Year of Living Biblically: One Man's Humble Attempt to Follow the Bible as Literally as Possible
  • 54. The New Testament: The Book of Luke
  • 53. These High Green Hills: The Mitford Years, Book III
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  • 50. The New Testament: The Book of Matthew
  • 49. Quite a Year for Plums
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  • 47. A Jigsaw Jones Mystery: The Case of the Mummy Mystery
  • 46. WLT: A Radio Romance
  • 45. Cannery Row
  • 44. Schulz and Peanuts: A Biography
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  • 42. A Jigsaw Jones Mystery #3: The Case of the Secret Valentine
  • 41. The Game of School: Why We All Play It, How It Hurts Kids, and What It Will Take to Change It

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  • 40. The Incarnations of Imortality, Book IV: Wielding a Red Sword
  • 39. Skulduggery Pleasant: Playing with Fire
  • 38. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Year 7 at Hogwarts
  • 37. The Incarnations of Immortality, Book III: With a Tangled Skein
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  • 35. Hank Zipzer, the World's Greatest Underachiever Book 6: Holy Enchilada!
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  • 33. Johnathan Strange & Mr. Norrell
  • 32. A Scanner Darkly
  • 31. Rocket Boys: A Memoir
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  • 25. The Case of the Rainy Day Mystery (Jigsaw Jones Mystery, No. 21)
  • 24. The Case of Hermie the Missing Hamster (A Jigsaw Jones Mystery, No. 1)
  • 23. And Then There Were None
  • 22. Duma Key
  • 21. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix: Year V at Hogwarts

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  • 19. Dirty Jokes and Beer: Tales of the Unrefined
  • 18. Cheating Destiny: Living with Diabetes, America's Biggest Epidemic
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  • 12. Diabetes for Dummies
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  • 8. Odd Thomas
  • 7. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
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  • 2. Dog Years (on audio, read by the author)
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