With a Twist of Lemon: FARTING IN BED IS JUST *NOT* ROMANTIC PRESENTS: MISHEARD LYRICS

When I first heard this song, and for YEARS afterwards, I always thought the lyrics were:

Woman, don't you know when I'm with you, I'm gonna gassss...

BOOKS: 101-120

118. A Christmas Blizzard
117. Pigs Make Me Sneeze!
116. Jonathan Livingston Seagull
115. The Circle of Light Book I: Greyfax Grimwald
114. The Cat Who Walks Through Walls
113. God's Problem: How the Bible Fails to Answer Our Most Important Question-- Why We Suffer
112. The Cat Who Saw Red
111. Hank Zipzer, the World's Greatest Underachiever, Book 13: Who Ordered this Baby? Definitely Not Me!
110. The Accidental Tourist
109. Bedford Park
108. Repossessed
107. The Celery Stalks at Midnight (Bunnicula, Book 3)
106. The Extraordinary Adventures of Ordinary Boy, Book II: The Return of Meteor Boy?
105. Hank Zipzer, the Worlds Greatest Underachiever, Book 12: Barfing in the Backseat, How I Survived My Family Road Trip
104. Something Wicked This Way Comes
103. The Haunted Monastary
102. Different Strokes: The Differences Between Cats and Dogs
101. The Extraordinary Adventures of Ordinary Boy, Book I: The Hero Revealed

2009 IN BOOKS: 81-100:

100. The Schwa Was Here
99. Blink: The Science of Thinking Without Thinking
98. Bunnicula
97. Lost
96. The Hole
95. Catch-22
94. The Pigeon Wants a Puppy
93. The Colour Kittens
92. The Ghost in the Mirror
91. Lake Wobegon Summer 1956
90. Can't Wait to Get to Heaven
89. The Martian Chronicles
88. Foundation
87. Hank Zipzer, the World's Greatest Underachiever Book 11: The Curtain Went Up, My Pants Fell Down
86. The Children of Men
85. The Varieties of Scientific Experience: A Personal View of the Search for God
84. In Watermelon Sugar
83. Hank Zipzer, the World's Greatest Underachiever, Book 10: My Dog is a Scardy Cat, A Halloween Tail
82. The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle
81. The Pill vs. the Springhill Mine Disaster (poems)
80. Trout Fishing in America

2009 IN BOOKS: 61-80:

80. The Pill Versus the Springhill Mine Disaster (Poems)
79. Trout Fishing in America
78. Babbitt
77. Down and Out in Paris and London
76. All Quiet on the Orient Express
75. Anne of Green Gables
74. IT
73. Hey, Nostrodamus!
72. Animal Farm
71. Misquoting Jesus: The Story Behind Who Changed the Bible and Why
70. Hank Zipzer, The World's Greatest Underachiever, Book 8: Summer School! What Genius Thought THAT Up?
69. The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn
68. I'm Perfect, You're Doomed: Tales from a Jehovah Witness Upbringing
67. A Canticle for Leibowitz
66. The Cat Who... Book II: The Cat Who Ate Danish Modern
65. Sweet Thursday
64. Fishboy: A Ghost's Story
63. The Adventures of Tom Sawyer
62. Watchmen
61. Diary of a Wimpy Kid #3: The Final Straw

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Friday, July 10, 2009

FARTING IN BED IS JUST NOT* ROMANTIC* PRESENTS: MISHEARD LYRICS

1 comments:

WHO BE CAP'N ERGO JINGLEBOLLOCKS, DREAD PIRATE OF LAKE ERIE?? YARR!!

SUCK THESE SWEET LEMONS: MY BLOGROLL

NON-BLOGS, but good for body and soul!!

PREVIOUSLY SQUEEZED LEMONS

TH' CAP'N IS READING:

BOOKS: 101-120

how many pages have I read this year??

2009 IN BOOKS: 81-100:

2009 IN BOOKS: 61-80:

2009 IN BOOKS: 41-60:

2009 in Books, 21-40:

2009 IN BOOKS 1-20:

WHO ELSE GOT LEMON JUICE IN THEIR EYE??

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